You are throwing a surprise birthday party for your sister. The theme is Star Wars. Write the invite and describe what happens. (By the way, she’s not a Star Wars fan.)

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In a galaxy far far away a girl child was born who spurned all we hold dear. She turned her face away from the force, from Yoda and R2.

It falls to us all now, to help her see the error of her ways – but be alert – we cannot let her know our purpose.

On this, the 23rd anniversary of her birth, come in stealth to 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, for 6pm.

Don the garb of your favourite character and come prepared to feast like Ewoks!

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It didn’t go well. Britney still doesn’t like Star Wars. Now I’m not sure she likes us either. I think what Uncle Brett did with the lightsaber is what sealed it for her. The Empire has triumphed.