The passenger next to you is probably an air marshal. Come to think of it, all the other passengers on the plane are probably air marshals.

It happens every year. You fly into Atlanta the same weekend as the annual air marshal summit…#safestflightinamerica .

As you open your very small can of lemonade, #onlymadeforplanes, you start to ponder. Is there a roster for the air marshals who have to miss the convention each year, or is this the day the crazies live for when our skies are unattended…

#panic #have’they’thoughtofthis #whoshouldItell

You start repeatedly pushing the call button. You’ll be a hero. You’ll save thousands of lives.

#ding #ding #dingdingding

Sweat stains the material under the arms of your tshirt and 416 pairs of eyes swivel towards you.

#oops #notaterrorist