You’re eating a bag of dried apricots. You reach inside and discover a human ear.

Pulling it out you shrug and take a bite anyway.

Munching thoughtfully…’Sun kissed…interesting mouth feel, open at first but tapers towards the finish. Light on acid but brightly waxy in the centre with a hint of apricots remaining uppermost on the palate…’

You laugh (a little crazily). It was chewy but not so bad. Perhaps you’d post a review of these ‘apricots’ and start a craze. You reach for your phone and snap a selfie before polishing off the lobe.