The UPS truck just delivered an enormous carton. It’s packed in dry ice and labeled “Open only by candlelight”

…but your anniversary isn’t until next week, will the dry ice wait that long? What has he got planned this year?

Last year he serenaded you, in rhyming rap no less, while you were both in sky diving free fall…

The year before that was the acrobats and oysters…

Maybe if you just leave the lights off and have a peak inside the box everything will be alright, what do you think?