Bowling is my life. The last bowling alley in my town is about to close.

I’ve written to the newspapers, I’ve taken a collection. I’ve organised interstate tournaments to put Pineton on the map and encourage the bowlers to linger. I’ve got Pineton Bowling Alley merch for sale. I’ve begged the bank to extend Stan’s credit just one more time. I’ve even run Bowling 101 classes at the local primary school to get the next generation interested. Now I am at the real estate agent – the only option left is to move. Bye Pineton.