He wants to pay you money. All you have to do is stand by a certain window, reading a certain book.

Unfortunately it is not a very good book so you feel like you are earning every penny and have no qualms taking the cash.

Anyone thinks they can write these days – sheesh.

It’s funny, you probably would have done it for free, as you support the cause and are a true believer, truly…

…but everyone has to eat, and you are earning it wading through this half baked prose, so don’t let on to Tony will you?