A fight broke out over who was the true owner of the cat.

It honestly seemed a moot point that…
There were so many, much larger, fish to fry
But years and years ago he’d given up wondering why
His wife, now ex, chose to do many a weird thing
It was just one of the small reliefs as he returned his ring
That now she was no longer his responsibility
He could return to a life of moderate sensibility
But he had imagined having Bob there for that
Which is why he held on for dear life to the cat!