Someone’s replacing the real plants in your yard with artificial ones.

You suspect it is your husband.

He has always been terrible about remembering to water the plants when you go away for work. But he’s always been scrupulously honest. To a fault. And he denies all knowledge of the faux jungle, the replica topiary, the plastic cascades of hanging baskets and felt succulents slowly crowding out the real greenery.

You’ve added a nanny cam into some fake begonias. Wednesday you have the day off work. You WILL get to the bottom of this. Despite the extreme convenience of the situation 🙂