I have 57 cousins, but I only know one of them well. The important one.

The one who knows ALL 57 actually. I think that’s the only reason he deigns to talk to me at all, wouldn’t want to sully his record!

He is impressive though…kind, funny, intelligent, fit…single…he rescues orphaned wildlife, spends Christmas Day at the soup kitchen, makes his own organic soaps…sickening really and the fact he is best friends with the PM tips him from ‘annoying’ to ‘unbelievable’.

Might be time to call a cousin get together and compare notes. There must be some flaws and if not then I need to introduce him to Tamara stat!