There are online classes for everything nowadays. But I had no idea there was a class for that.

(choose your preferred ending)

I thought I’d be the only one surreptitiously trying to pull a flyer off the noticeboard…but the guy behind me confidently called out “grab one for me too wouldya mate?”. I met his eyes briefly as I handed him a copy but couldn’t follow through. This was why I was interested in an online course in the first place, anonymity was key when attending a class in:
a) installing a super strength mount for your sex swing, rated for pregnant mistresses, or
b) sculpting with pubic hairs, advanced syllabus