Your workplace requires you to neatly trim your hair and beard. The regulations don’t say anything about eyebrows, however.

Which is downright weird.

You get comments everyday, but then again you always have being served by a portly, straight, middle aged man is unexpected in the city’s trendiest brow bar.

Roughly 37% of comments are positive.

Most are neutral – polite mutterings about making a statement or being an advertisement for our services.

About 12% are definitely hostile. Incredulous expletives that sort of dart out of people’s mouths unwillingly when they spot me behind the reception desk.

Probably jealousy, that’s what my wife says. Everyone wishes they had brows that can blow in the breeze.