Heartbroken, you wish your ex would die. He does.

Hopefully, you wish to win the lottery. You don’t.

Malevolent, you hope that yappy dog will get hit by the garbo. Screeeech.

Bored, you want Netflix programming to improve. It doesn’t.

Wet, you try to invent a self drying shower. You fail.

Fat, you eat better and start to exercise. You’re thinner. It’s a mircale!