A young man begins a story at a dinner party: "Thank God my alarm didn't go off today." "Why's that?" someone in the group pipes up. "Cos he had Julia Roberts in bed with him" someone jokes. "No, no cos he had Julia Roberts AND Elle McPherson there" his mate chimes in. "Listen you arseholes..."... Continue Reading →
All I remember about him is that he ate ketchup with a spoon. Oh and that he appeared to have a large tiger costume head at his feet. He seemed to be savouring that sauce. He had removed that squeezey nozzle part from the ketchup bottle so he could easily dip the spoon in for... Continue Reading →
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